Monday, March 29, 2010

Attention, Fucktards!

Only rare "supertaskers" can balance driving, cellphone use

And I have to suffer because the majority of people are fucktards. I remember the days of driving my Plymouth Laser (a 5-speed stick shift) down the Parkway while on the phone, drinking coffee, and smoking a cigarette... While it was snowing. Uphill. Both ways. Oh, sorry. But holy shit, people. Thanks for fucking life up for those of us who were blessed with mad skillz.

2 comments:

Justin said...

In everyone else's defense, though, that laser did suck.

MScottW said...

That car kicked ass! You don't even know!

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